Just another crappy, self-righteous, arrogant blog

So there's been a push for me to get a "personal" blog where I could, supposedly, write about all the "interesting" things in my day-to-day life.

I can promise the posts will be personal and about my day-to-day life but I assure you there will be nothing interesting about them.

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I met my girlfriend’s hippie roommate for the first time.

I dislike!

She wakes up and the first thing I heard her do is spark up a bong. Right out of bed. Then she got breakfast and hit another one. After showering and getting dressed she does more. She then rolled about 6 joints, put them in her purse and went out. How can someone live like this?

Not to mention she is insanely good at peer pressure and my girlfriend is a pushover. Fuck. I’m all for having a good time but do we really need to pump our bodies full of intoxicants all day? Or get drunk on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday? And then convince other people to do it too? She then had the audacity to get mad at me when I told my girlfriend that she should probably stop drinking (it was a Tuesday and she couldn’t maintain solid eye contact). I went to bed because hippie was about to get more dRiNkz and I didn’t want to be around for the shit show that was about to follow. I was then subject of an hour long discussion about what my upbringing must have been because I was such a “square” and I needed to “chill out” and “go green.” My girlfriend was oddly silent on the matter.

I fucking hate hippies, man.

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