Nothing that can even be considered interesting is going on in my life right now, so, you know, that’s why I haven’t posted here in a while.
Tomorrow is a work party. I don’t work there any more but everyone told me the party is in my honour. They’re bullshitting me, it’s just a ploy to get me to leave my house. Oh well, I’ll play along.
I figure tomorrow will be a good night to gather new “material” for my “comedy.” Drunk people/situations are always ripe with things that can be turned into jokes, soooo…
I also think I’ll get completely trashed and then write down anything I find funny to see if it’s actually funny the next day (it won’t be). Even if it isn’t funny (which it won’t be) I’ll still post it. Perhaps someone will laugh at it. Or not. I don’t care, I’m not the laughing police.
Yeah.
I’ll go now.
