sibf:
Right after I pretty much cemented the fact that I am going to loose my job, I sat down to come up with the perfect description for my mother. I got to “bitter, resentful, heinous bitch who has spent the last 18 years perpetuating her second-hand guilt and obligation and revelling in her own victimisation and masochism” when the cat threw up on the floor. Of course, it goes without saying that I would be the one to clean it up, before having to find something to wear that doesn’t make me look like garbage bag and head off to some bullshit fucking awards evening and sit through all the crap I couldn’t stand when I was at school, let alone now. All because I owe it to my sneaky, cunning, spiteful sociopath of a sister because I am a “selfish arsehole bitch who never did anything for anyone else” and she had to “live in my shadow”. What fucking shadow? I am a nobody who’s every effort was never good enough for any other fucker. But yeah I owe her tonights (pitiful) wages, my job and with it all the money I will not make and therefore my chance at any kind of future I could live with. Her immensley mediocre award will prove to be a pivotal, lifechanging event for me. And my mother will never forgive me for being born. And I will never be pretty. And the cat threw up on the floor. Fuckyouverymuch life.
Alan from alanharris.tumblr.com here. You better be sarcastic when you say “… I will never be pretty.”
If you’re not being sarcastic than knock that nonsense off right now!
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Alan from alanharris.tumblr.com here. You better...pretty.” If you’re not being sarcastic...
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